I really didn’t want to like Girls. But last night’s episode was kind of perfection. The lesbian girl from Mad Men is hilarious, and no one had really really awkward looking sex. Also, the opening credits were fabulous, and the soundtrack was basically a synopsis of my time in the UK. so good y’all . So good.
"The beauty of carry-on rucksacks is that one can breeze out of the airport and not wait endlessly for baggage at the carousels. The beauty of traveling first class is that they let you off the plane first."
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Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 288.
just an fyi for those of you who don’t know how air transportation works.
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EL james has truly mastered the lingo of American 20 year olds.
"“So did I if I recall, Miss Steele. We aim to please,” My inner Goddess really really really really loves 50 Shades of Suck."
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Fifty Shades Darker, p. 144.
i’m going to start keeping track of this fucking ridiculous catch-phrase too.
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Can we discuss how badly I want this? Or really anything with unicorns instead of ralph lauren print.
She samples Darlin Clemintine. Are there any other questions?
If people in Austin are going to get my teen witch references, life is going to be amazing.
And now I’m on a roll.
